Hi. I’m NPC PEPE.
I don’t really know why I’m here.
Someone told me to stand in this digital field and look vaguely concerned. So I am.

I don’t have dreams. I don’t have hobbies. I once tried to learn the banjo, but I got distracted by a loading screen and forgot. I walk into walls sometimes. That’s okay.

They say I’m part of something called a “movement” now? A meme? A coin? An NFT? I don’t really understand any of that. I just nod and say “Nice.” People seem to like that.

If you’re lost, confused, or just vibing with absolutely no purpose in life — welcome. You’re one of us now. No goals, no skills, just vibes and pixels.

NPC PEPE: We don’t know what we’re doing, but we’re doing it together.

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